Total Medals Earned: 2,099 (From 320 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,225 Points
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/860 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (390/390 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
When life sucks eat cupcakes
All that reading for one medal
It's sad because you died, it's cool because of medal.
Mommy I want to ride this one!
Score 100 points. Or don't.
Score 8000 points. One good combo should do it!
Score 25000. This will require some skill.
Score 75000 points. Show me your moves!
Upgrade your weapon with every power up at the same time!
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Beat the game with Wade
Beat the game with Tom
Win a round without taking damage
Beat the game with EVERYBODY
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Build 10 towers in a single game
Destroy 15 Capital ships in a single game
Complete game on Normal Mode or higher
Complete game on Hard Mode or higher
Complete game on Insane Mode or higher
Get a score of 6,000,000 in Survival Mode.
Level 7 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 21 completed
