Total Medals Earned: 2,099 (From 320 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,225 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
wtf it just a fucking demo i want more...
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Reach the 3rd City
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
Find the evil!
Find some barbed wire!
Find some blue blobs!
Find the chicken!
Find a dish on a projector!
Find kitty ears!
Find fire!
Find guns eaten for breakfast!
Find a cool mecha helmet!
Find the potions!
Find some weird shrooms!
Find a wee bird on a bigger bird!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/430 points)
Hit a Jump too slowly to get air
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Send your dead body over a Jump
Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race
Butcher 5 Dogs in one game
Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game
Paint the town Red in Style Mode
Run into 5 Snowmen in one game
Ski 10000m in one game
Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds
Die in all 13 different ways
Become Monster food
Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race
Score 100000 points in Style Mode
Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/165 points)
First Page
Fourth Page
Eighth Page
Escape from Slenderman
You only can do this in Nightmare mode
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (135/140 points)
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
You won the game
you took one mean shit
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/135 points)
Score over 100,000
Score over 500,000
Survive AMBUSH mode
Outlast the BULLIES in SURVIVAL mode
Score over 1,000,000